Here are some things that came outta your face last night:
- You are too unbelievably cute.
- Just make her smile; you’ll see what I mean.
- Will you marry me?
- You’re messing with the wrong woman.
- This girl is magical. Be careful.
- The only way you’ll get my shirt is if it’s lying on your floor.
- I knew I liked you, but now I think I actually love you.
- Our baby would be amazing! He would be a linebacker!! I mean a tight-end…I mean…shit.
- We actually need YOU.
- I just tried to be mean to you, but it’s impossible for me!
- You can bulldozer over me anytime…
- AMBER!!!!
- PANDA!!!!!!!
- You could serve me anything and I would drink it.
- I love you. Seriously.
- Holy shit, dude! You almost just got an elbow in your face!
- Forever.
Here are some things that came outta my face last night:
- Awwwwww, silly!
- (snarf)…and smile and smile and smile…
- Yes.
- HA! (nod and nod and nod)
- [stares into distance trying to suppress anger at that other guy]
- OOOOOKAY! Wait. WHA??!!
- Tssssss. Oh. You’re serious…uhmmm…I love you too(?)
- WHOA. We’re having babies?!
- GUYS! Cm’on! You know what I mean!
- HA-HA! Gotcha!
- …[confused look]…
- AMBER!!!!!!
- PANDA!!!!!!!!
- Alrighty then!
- …I love you too(?)…
- This elbow looks even better close up!
- (and hug and hug and hug and hug)
As a side note, ye’all are lucky that I actually know you
and that I do actually love you, otherwise there might have been quite a bloody
mess to clean up.
