Things I hate:
- Your piss bottles
- You. Stealing from my change jar
- You. Stealing my cigarettes
- You. Eating my food
- You. Taking advantage of a free place to live.
- You. Not flushing the toilet after pissing or…….4 wads of toilet paper.
- You. Making my house stink.
- You. Not respecting anything.
- You. Needing to be treated as an adult, yet acting like your 14.
- You. Never offering to help with anything.
- You. Needing to be “reminded” to wash your sheets.
- You. Not even trying to get a job.
- You. Right now.
And……she needs help. A little back up. A little “I got your 6, love”. A little…bit…of passion and care. Because this isn’t her responsibility. She just opened her house up. Offered all of this…to be taken advantage of. It. Stops. Now.
Things I love:
- Notes and/or flowers on my truck!!!!!!!
- Cheese sticks…although, I seem to be out right now. ACK!
- So many [CRUSH](es)…forEVER!
- Alone time. (shhhhhhhh)…because she’s actually writing.
- Snuggles.
- Intelligent conversations in which you respect my opinions and actually listen to them and then respond accordingly without calling me names or completely ignore me.
- My pup…who may eat you, but loves me to the moon and back.
- How humans light up when you smile at them.
- How humans completely relax when you [CRUSH] them.
- Trust.
- Life.
- New country music (alt-so……shhhhh!!!)