05/29/11

We got up!  And actually got to eat breakfast at Loretta’s Kitchen!  And yes, everything that is cooked in a Southern restaurant is made with animal products…even the biscuits…Yea, we got sick again!  Best weight loss program ever.  BAH!!!

So where are you goin’ now?  OH!  To METROPOLIS!!!!  To see Superman!!!  And possibly see Clark Kent (not Clark Bent).  On our way there Barb informed me of a secret…….ssssshhhhh………ready?..........Veggie burgers………at BURGER KING!  AAAAHHHHH!!!  Food!!!!  And we didn’t get sick (thank goodness!).  Somehow they are able to shove 16 grams of fat into a veggie burger though.  How is that even possible?  Meh, we needed it! 

City ham VS country ham.  That there is your project for today.  Barb and I already know, but I thought I would make this a bit interactive so you don’t get bored with all ma’ words…  ;)

5:30 pm:

Metropolis.  Oh.  Metropolis.  Wha’ happen?!  Metropolis is the EXACT opposite of um…the definition of the word.  Or a town really.  The buildings are all dilapidated and boarded up, there aren’t any people…well a few, but most of them are tourists.  It’s a sad, sad, sad place.  BUT!  They do have a gigantic Superman!!!!  Which is aweshum!  And a phone booth that you can change into Superman in!!  Barb did it!  So we shopped at the Superman store (please say this in the nerdy lispy way) and got some stuffs.  Then asked the guy at the counter where we should go.  He told us to get outta dodge, basically, or get outta Edge City (snarf)!  Metropolis is in a dry county.  Illinois is weird.  The only place to get beer or anything for that matter is the casino.  Pause for a moment please.  Yes, there is a casino in Metropolis.  That’s where all the people are I guess.  It’s the nicest looking building in the whole town (from the outside).  Funny how this may be the evidence people need to fight against casinos.  Just go to Metropolis.  Casinos won’t make income for the town, see.  All the cash is siphoned out to another state.  You may get a couple of jobs, but what about your local dealer?  Hmmmmm?  Oh, they’re all gone.  Tsssssss.  Ok.  No more politics.  Sorry.

Time unknown:

We decide to beat feet it out of Illinois and try out Kentucky.  Yea, Kentucky is stupid with mean people in it.  The girl at the hotel was completely put out by my question as to if there was a AAA discount.  Well, if you’re gonna have that kind of attitude, I can go someplace else!

9:40 pm:

Tennessee!!!!!  Ah.  Home.  (heart)  And then we played on the internet until midnight!  I may have posted 1 song like 4 times, ‘cause my computer was acting funny.   WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!