07/13/11

Today?  We’re gonna go see this Twin Peaks thang!  YES!!!!!!  This is in Snoqualmie Falls, Washington.  And yes.  They know how to do it up!!!  Most of the tourists here are my age and are only here to see the Twin Peaks sites…postcards??!!  Anyone??!!  Why doesn’t anyone have postcards??!!  AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!  Dammit!

Ronette’s Bridge, Mo’s Garage, the Motel, and the Double R Diner, where yes, Amber got one (excuse me) damn good cup of black coffee—and a slice of cherry pie.  Heaven.

5:00 pm:

Off to Greenwood to meet up with Jessica Thorp.  We were best friends in 4^th grade…that’s when I got to go to public school…for 1 year…then back to Catholic school afterwards.  You learn things and repeat them to your parents when you’re in public school.  Things that you had NO idea about…yikes!

Jessica gives the best crush hugs too, so when we meet up on the street (she heard me laughing in stereo—on the phone and down the street) I get an awesome crush.  Then it’s off to her backyard where we spend a few hours talking and drinking from her…keg…?  Yep.  She has a keg in her backyard.  And what’s funny is, Jessica and I?  Pretty sure that if we lived in the same city we would be inseparable.  There are only a few people that you come across in your lifetime that have this quality.  The one that makes you feel relaxed and happy and normal and glittery.  She’s one of them and I am so happy we met up again!

8:00 pm:

Out to the Baronoff!  That’s a local dive bar and its aweshum!  It’s like Rosie’s but seedier!  So we have a few drinks and who walks in??!!  Emily Hallman.  Yep.  This lady………we were BFFs from 1^st to 6^th grade and completely attached to each other.  She is still amazing and married with two kids!  So it’s me, Jessica, and Emily.  Friends from long, long ago and I am the common denominator.  They’ve never met before.  They should stay friends now, please!!!  Yes, please! 

We got to sit on a homemade bike that some dude was bringing around to sell…well, not actually sit on it ‘cause it was fancy, but he let us pose on it for our picture.  Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 

Somehow, Emily and I also offended Jessica’s friend (a dude).  Jessica said we didn’t offend him just um…was honest with him and he’s not used to ladies being so forthright and in his face.  Hmmmmm…maybe he learned his lesson?  Don’t touch us, don’t say weird things to us, you’ll get yours if you’re not careful.  That lesson?  Easy.  Just hang with us and you’ll understand how to treat women.  Unless of course you’re scurred of the strong ones then maybe you should just go away. 

1:00 am:

Off to another bar thing where, yes, Amber got a cranberry and sprite (??).  For some reason I still cannot find any gingerale!!!!!  WHA??!!!  C’mon now!!!!  We meet Phil and some other dude (I forgot his name).  Jessica is hungry so this other dude suggests we go to “his” restaurant and make some food!  First off, you are WAY to young to own your own restaurant and second…that sounds weird.  But we do it.  Jessica goes absolutely crazy in the industrial kitchen cookin’ up all sorts of pasta and sauces and stuff!!  Have you cooked or hung out in a restaurant after it’s all closed up?  No?  Well, you should try it, it’s awesome.  We cleaned up (kind of) and took off.  Phil didn’t want us walking home alone and he lived in the same vicinity as Jessica (which meant the opposite side of town come to find out).  I love it when someone is worried about me/us.  Especially a man.  It’s sweet and endearing and silly.  I probably have enough pent up anger to set fire to anyone trying to harm me or a friend of mine, but yes, if you feel that it is necessary to walk us home then I won’t stop you.  Thank you.  <3

3:00 am:

Home.  Sleep.  Sweet dreams Jessica.